The seventh edition of fraudulent inspirational quotes with no authenticity whatsoever … though all things considered they might as well be authentic.
As a public service, then, I offer you the antidote to this stampede of self-help and excellence in thinking: mockery.
Most people go to their grave with their songs still unsung. Thank God.
~ Simon Cowell
Life begins when you do. Death is sneakier.
~ Tony Robbins
Having the last word isn’t as good as having the worst word.
~ Gilbert Godfried
If you focus completely on the things you love, then most of you are on your way to becoming something they can’t show on broadcast television.
~ Rhonda Byrne
I have nothing to say, and I thought I’d come here to say it.
~ Kim Kardashian
The great man is he who does not lose his childlike heart.
~ Tom Cruise
It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it.
~ Paul Reubens
Let us always meet each other with smile. And, no, a fakey smirk doesn’t cut it.
~ Mother Teresa
Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and your own rights before the feelings of others. Got that?
~ George W. Bush
If you don’t have time to do it right, then you probably don’t have time to do it left, either.
~ Napoleon Hill
It isn’t whom you do, but how you do them.
~ Dr. William H. Masters
Do the hard jobs first. If they kill you, you’ll have a good excuse to blow off the easy ones.
~ Dale Carnegie
Oh my gosh! If you want to be enthusiastic, act enthusiastic! Act enthusiastic and you will be enthusiastic! Did I say how to be enthusiastic? Oh my gosh, you betcha!
~ Sarah Palin
I have accepted a seat in the House of Representatives, and thereby have consented to my own ruin, to your ruin, and to the ruin of our children. I give you this warning that you may prepare your mind for your fate.
~ Al Franken
A woman who views the world the same at twenty-nine as she did at eighteen has wasted eighteen years of her life.
~ Paris Hilton
At Microsoft there are lots of brilliant ideas but the image is that they all come from the top — I’m afraid that’s not quite right. We at the top just steal them.
~ Bill Gates and Paul Allen
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