The sixth edition of fraudulent inspirational quotes with no authenticity whatsoever … though all things considered they might as well be authentic.
As a public service, then, I offer you the antidote to this stampede of self-help and excellence in thinking: mockery.
It is not possible for a man to be elegant without a touch of femininity. The heels help, too.
~ Kim Jong-Il
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. It is imperative that we protect ourselves against it.
~ Vladimir Putin
History has remembered the kings and warriors, because they destroyed; Art has remembered the people, because they created; Reality Television has remembered the losers, because they couldn’t find gainful employment otherwise.
~ Ted Harbert
If one does not fail at times, then one has not challenged himself.
~ Kanye West
Everyone asks, will he make it, will she make it? You never make it.
~ Bob Goldthwait
I’m crazy, and I don’t pretend to be anything else.
~ Jimmy Carter
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. For a while, anyway.
~ Paris Hilton
I always chose my dresses to be tight enough to show I was a woman, but loose enough to show I was a lady.
~ J. Edgar Hoover
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. So what about difficult opportunities? Or, for that matter, opportunistic difficulties? Answer that one, brainiac.
~ Bill Nye
In order to discover the character of a people we have only to observe what they love. Needless to say, modern civilization is doomed.
~ Sigmund Freud
Be kind whenever possible. As long as you don’t listen to Limbaugh, it is always possible.
~ Marianne Williamson
Success always has a price; success, with integrity … now that one’s really going to cost you.
~ Donald Trump
Where there is Love there is life. Though mindless adoration works pretty good.
~ Miley Cyrus
The best inheritance you can leave your kids is to be a good example. It’s cheaper, too.
~ Tony Hayward
Walk as if you are kissing the earth with your feet, and kiss as if you are running from a tear gas grenade with your lips. Faster.
~ Joan Baez
Fine, God. I’m no Einstein.
~ Stephen Hawking
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