No, No, No … They Didn’t Say That – #006

by Daniel Brenton

in No, No, No … They DIDN’T SAY That

No, No, No ... they DIDN'T SAY That.

The sixth edition of fraudulent inspirational quotes with no authenticity whatsoever … though all things considered they might as well be authentic.

Do you suffer from inspirational quote overload? If you’re a Twitter or Facebook user, there’s no where you can hide.

As a public service, then, I offer you the antidote to this stampede of self-help and excellence in thinking: mockery.

Let’s rock.

It is not possible for a man to be elegant without a touch of femininity. The heels help, too.
~ Kim Jong-Il

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. It is imperative that we protect ourselves against it.
~ Vladimir Putin

History has remembered the kings and warriors, because they destroyed; Art has remembered the people, because they created; Reality Television has remembered the losers, because they couldn’t find gainful employment otherwise.
~ Ted Harbert

If one does not fail at times, then one has not challenged himself.
~ Kanye West

Everyone asks, will he make it, will she make it? You never make it.
~ Bob Goldthwait

I’m crazy, and I don’t pretend to be anything else.
~ Jimmy Carter

When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. For a while, anyway.
~ Paris Hilton

I always chose my dresses to be tight enough to show I was a woman, but loose enough to show I was a lady.
~ J. Edgar Hoover

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. So what about difficult opportunities? Or, for that matter, opportunistic difficulties? Answer that one, brainiac.
~ Bill Nye

In order to discover the character of a people we have only to observe what they love. Needless to say, modern civilization is doomed.
~ Sigmund Freud

Be kind whenever possible. As long as you don’t listen to Limbaugh, it is always possible.
~ Marianne Williamson

Success always has a price; success, with integrity … now that one’s really going to cost you.
~ Donald Trump

Where there is Love there is life. Though mindless adoration works pretty good.
~ Miley Cyrus

The best inheritance you can leave your kids is to be a good example. It’s cheaper, too.
~ Tony Hayward

Walk as if you are kissing the earth with your feet, and kiss as if you are running from a tear gas grenade with your lips. Faster.
~ Joan Baez

Fine, God. I’m no Einstein.
~ Stephen Hawking

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