When I see enough inspirational quotes zip by on Twitter I get punchy. And when something gets me punchy, I just want to draw a mustache on it.
Are you with me?
Here, then, is a second batch of quotes with no basis in truth whatsoever. Fake. Phony. Illegitimate.
The quieter you become, the more you’ll find you can’t hear anything over that wheezing you thought was someone else.
~ Deepak Chopra
To bring anything into your life, imagine that it’s already there. Or at least in the back seat. OK, the trunk.
~ Richard Bach
Love and kindness are never wasted. Well. almost never. Actually, they’re wasted a lot.
~ Barbara DeAngelis
Life loves the liver of it … and it kinda has a thing about the spleen of it too.
~ Maya Angelou
Music fills the infinite between two souls, though it rattles my teeth on Friday nights.
A great man shows his greatness by the way he treats little men.
~ Ricardo Montalbán
Never, NEVER listen to anybody that tries to discourage you.
~ Chelsea Handler
Remember the entrance door to the sanctuary is inside you. No, down further. A little left. No, no — you missed it.
~ Wayne Dyer
God gives us dreams a size too big so that they fall down around our ankles and we trip on them.
~ Gilbert Gottfried
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Maybe three. Drawing the line at ten.
~ Anais Nin
Someone’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality. But mine does.
~ Rush Limbaugh
When you know how to listen, everyone shuts up. Go figure.
~ Ram Dass
If God had a post office, your photo would be on the bulletin board.
~ J. Edgar Hoover
Gene, I’m beginning to think failure might be an option now.
~ Jim Lovell
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