No, No, No … They Didn’t Say That – #002

by Daniel Brenton

in No, No, No … They DIDN’T SAY That

The No No No Bird

When I see enough inspirational quotes zip by on Twitter I get punchy. And when something gets me punchy, I just want to draw a mustache on it.

Are you with me?

Here, then, is a second batch of quotes with no basis in truth whatsoever. Fake. Phony. Illegitimate.

Yeah!

The quieter you become, the more you’ll find you can’t hear anything over that wheezing you thought was someone else.
~ Deepak Chopra

To bring anything into your life, imagine that it’s already there. Or at least in the back seat. OK, the trunk.
~ Richard Bach

Love and kindness are never wasted. Well. almost never. Actually, they’re wasted a lot.
~ Barbara DeAngelis

Life loves the liver of it … and it kinda has a thing about the spleen of it too.
~ Maya Angelou

Music fills the infinite between two souls, though it rattles my teeth on Friday nights.
~ Tagore

A great man shows his greatness by the way he treats little men.
~ Ricardo Montalbán

Never, NEVER listen to anybody that tries to discourage you.
~ Chelsea Handler

Remember the entrance door to the sanctuary is inside you. No, down further. A little left. No, no — you missed it.
~ Wayne Dyer

God gives us dreams a size too big so that they fall down around our ankles and we trip on them.
~ Gilbert Gottfried

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Maybe three. Drawing the line at ten.
~ Anais Nin

Someone’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality. But mine does.
~ Rush Limbaugh

When you know how to listen, everyone shuts up. Go figure.
~ Ram Dass

If God had a post office, your photo would be on the bulletin board.
~ J. Edgar Hoover

Gene, I’m beginning to think failure might be an option now.
~ Jim Lovell

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