The debut of a new feature on High Oddness:
Captions for the pictures that are just asking for it.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Here’s nine thousand.
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” Yeah, I do know Louie Anderson. Why do you ask?”
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HEY! You din’t even read me my RIGHTS! I wanna LAWYER! Are you gonna charge me you bums, or WHUT!!
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Vincenzo, struggling with difficult memories of Catholic School, suddenly realizes he is sucking his thumb.
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“What was that Richard Bach person thinking?! SEAGULLS! Sheeeesh.”
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“You’re really not going to leave that rubber ducky in there, are you?”
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YES, I’m a man, and NO I don’t know where I’m going. WHAT’S YOUR POINT!?
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Theo, having just met God in the desert and learned the meaning of existence, rushes back to the resort to call his stock broker.
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WHAT?! … SORRY! I don’t KNOW any prayers! I’m AN ATHEIST!
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Despite his best intentions, it quickly becomes obvious Mission Specialist Swenson failed to grasp the true meaning of “selling the space program.”
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